Quick Update

April 26 2010

Greetings My Dear Readers,

I come to once again from my home here in what I affectionately and accurately refer to as Hell on Earth.

The last couple weeks have been marked by bloodshed and general mayhem that has unfortunately become the norm since my relocation brought me to this hellish location.

Let’s see…

The highlights…  Last weekend was a wild one.  A local sixteen year old walked into a party with a rifle and opened fire, sending three to the hospital.  Over a dozen homes were broken into and trashed, several new vehicles were stolen and burned for no reason and one special family refused to stop when police attempted to pull them over, and instead rolled the vehicle killing one passenger and sent themselves and another to the hospital.

Then last night, we had a car jacking.  A young man on his way home from work was stopped at a red light when two men walked up to the car, opened the door dragged him out right there in the street, robbed him, then stuffed him into the back of the car kidnapped him and then dumped him a few miles out of town and kept his car.

It’s been a real special couple few weeks here in the pits of hell.  I have the local R.C.M.P. at my place of business daily forcefully removing drunks and drug addicts that attempt to trash the place and bring harm to my staff.

Keep in mind that I am not in a major metropolitan area, this is a small town of under ten thousand people, where armed assaults, bloodshed and death are but daily norms.

To think people told me that this was a quiet, relaxed retirement community.  Remind me to Bitch Slap the lying Bastards that so purposely mislead me.

The sad part is, I’ve traveled the world and did the tourist thing wandering aimlessly around the streets of Havana, Tokyo and Bangkok just to name a few.  As a tourist in many of these locations you have a big target sign on you, you are the biggest and easiest mark in town, prone to getting scammed, assaulted and/or mugged at any time.  Yet despite this, the truth is I feel safer wandering around foreign countries then I have ever felt here in Canada.  The streets of Beirut are often safer then where I am now.

Hail Canada…

Until next time,

Your Cold Hearted Bastard,

D.

 

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